frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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letsfack:

be cute and text me first so I know you’re thinking of me

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

heart:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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anus:

spotting a hot person

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(  ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°)

(  ͡ °  ͜ʖ  ͡ °)

(  ͡  °  ͜ʖ  ͡  °)


(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy)

favour1te:

rneerkat:

if u wear cowboy clothes are u ranch dressing

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walmart-jesus:

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I’m intrigued