lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

kageboonshin:

best part of 2013 image

worst part of 2013image

coffeeandfaith:

Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife)


breakingstride:

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

THAT IS ALL I WANT NOW

(Source: dmitribelkov)


(Source: sandandglass)


wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

(Source: thisiswhereiletmymindexplode)

aphdaze:

karloaf:

askthegeneraless:

sushi-prince:

Wow okay.
Tumblr doesn’t send anymore asks if you send a “.” and a letter or word without a space right after it.

Example: H…hello (doesn’t send it) - H… hello (will send it)

It says it sends the ask but it doesn’t. My gf and I were trying since 2 days now and we just found out what the problem was.
Pass it on.

This explains SO MUCH GRRGHH

the shitty system thinks its a url thats why

tafuck


yoursunnygirlfriend:

And, sadly, this joke still works today.


(Source: tmpgifs)

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

(Source: ruffaloh)