sjwstupidity:

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

The quintessential Brit.

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

wolveroonie:

'what kind of guy would leave a usb key containing highly classified intelligence behind two pieces of gum in a vending machine'

probz the same kind of guy who hides his spare house key under a haphazard cinderblock that literally anyone could kick over by accident

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thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

briangefrich:

huffingtonpost:

German Ad Doesn’t Need Words To Speak Volumes About Supporting Your Kids

Being a teenager is hard. But the German home improvement chain Hornbach knows having parents who go the extra mile to show their support can make a big difference.

Watch the full commercial that will sum those awkward high school years perfectly here. 

(Source: Hornbach

This is the kind of dad I want to be.

This is the kind of dad I wish I had…

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important


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(Source: tampire)

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*